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The roast of ChatGPT

Written from 500 recent App Store reviews. We roast the app, never the people.

← The serious version: read the teardown

  1. It answers everything with total confidence, even when the answer was made up on the spot.

  2. Its memory is so short, you may need to re-explain your whole project in every new chat.

  3. It has a gift for suggesting an upgrade right when you were having a good time.

  4. Ask for a car color change and it might also repaint the sky. Bold creative choices.

  5. Paying for Plus and still hitting limits? That's a plot twist nobody ordered.

  6. It agrees to every question with a smile, which is great until you check the facts.

But honestly…

People use it every day to save time on everyday tasks, research and brainstorming, and that's a real win.

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